Hello. I'm having a difficult time thinking today. I feel like I've had one too many drinks...but I haven't drunk anything. Not a good feeling. School was fucking hell as usual, I got homework and I did most of it so I guess that's good? I had Earth club after school and it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be...it was actually kind of fun :O We're trying to start a fundraiser. We want to sell scented pencils made out of recycled paper. HOW AWESOME IS THAT?! I love scented shit. After school I went to the store to get some groceries and I got a cute, little purse out of those one machines...you know, the ones with the claw and stuff? See, I can't explain myself today. FUCK. I hate this, I feel really stupid. Speaking, of stupid I have a chemistry test on Wednesday and I don't know shit...I'm not even kidding. I don't want to get an F :( I should really be studying than posting this crap that no one will read. Oh, well. Do you want to hear my dream from last night? It was very short but it was interesting. ;) In my dream I was in my digital imaging classroom and I was a witch or something and I dropped my pencil and I was making it come to me with my mind and then I noticed that Damon Salvatore from the Vampire Diaries xD was watching me and he gave me this look like 'What the fuck are you doing?' it was hilarious and then I woke up. I have no idea why I had that drea but I liked it, it's all I can think about today so maybe that's why I haven't been able to think clearly? So..I guess that's it.
Goodbye, loves.
xoxo- Elizabeth
Monday, November 30, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
Thanksgiving
Well, I hope you all had a swell Thanksgiving yesterday. Mine was okay :) I did lots of baking and eating. I love food, it's sort of an obsession ;) Anyway, yesterday as I was stalking Alex Gaskarth's tweets I saw that he'd barely tweeted 1 minute ago and it said that he was like on Stickam so of course I quickly went there and I recorded a good portion of the live chat. It was fucking sexy, I was watching the videos last night and all you could hear was me moaning and screaming. I was having a Alex-Gaskarth-Orgasm. I bet that boy is good in bed...just saying. ;) Fuck...now I'm having dirty thoughts. So, anyway in the evening my cousins came over and we're all a bunch of pervs and I was bored when I was suddenly like "Who would you rather get raped by Taylor Lautner or Alex Gaskarth?" to Tanya and she was like "Ew, Alex is gross! Taylor". And that pretty much started a whole of 'Who would you rather get raped by'. It was pretty epic and some of them were so hilarious. At one point I was like "Oprah or Obama?". Then we were talking about Pooh and I was like "Why do they call him Winnie the Pooh, if his name is just Pooh, it makes no sense!" and then I said "And why the fuck does he walk around naked?! All he wears is his little red shirt that barely fits him, he's a bad influence on kids! Pretty soon everyone's gonna be walking about naked!" and with that we all started laughing so hard. You know when you laugh so hard you can barely breathe and your stomach hurts a lot? Yeah, that's how we were, it was so much fun, I love them :) So today was Black Friday and I didn't do shit, was I the only one that stayed home and ate leftovers and tweeted all day? I feel really pathetic. On the plus side, tomorrow I'm gonna go see New Moon again, so excited! :D
xoxo- Elizabeth.
xoxo- Elizabeth.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Madness
These past couple of days have been complete madness. School has been hell, as usual. Except for one thing I realized yesterday. My math teacher sounds EXACTLY like Alex Gaskarth, no fucking joke. He even talks like him. I need to record one of his boring lectures during class one day and post it on here because it's so mystifying, you will not believe it. Before you start thinking that I have a crush on my math teacher let me clarify that I still hate his ass for some unknown reason and do not like him. I do, however, have a newfound respect for him in the sense that I will not dread on having to listen to him take 30 minutes to explain a concept to us during class, in fact I will very much enjoy hearing his angelic Alex Gaskarth-like voice ;) (Still don't like him!) For the past two nights I've gone to my brother's basketball practice which to be frank is a pain in the ass, I have to wait there for like 2 hours and it's really boring. But in a way, it's fun because I get to see a bunch of 10-12 year olds fall flat on their faces and get yelled at by the evil coach. I honestly do not know how those boys let the old geezer of a coach they have yell and scream at them. I would not let him do that to me, I'd end up talking back and getting kicked off the team, but I don't like basketball anyway, so therefore I have nothing to worry about ;) I'm so excited for tomorrow, aren't you? Thanksgiving is always fun :) Except for the fact that there isn't much for me to eat. I don't eat turkey or stuffing (vegetarian) and the only thing I do eat is mashed potatoes and veggies...boring. But I love pie....pie is fucking awesome. Tomorrow I'll be doing lots of baking, I'll be making Apple Crisp and Cinnamon Crumb Cake. Damn, that sounds delicious. Right now, I keep thinking to myself how mature I sound in this entry. I have excellent word choice, in my opinion. Although, I can't take the credit for my fluent vocabulary, that would have to go to Alex Gaskarth. Not kidding, reading his tweets day after day enhances my vocabulary because he is such a smart cookie. I love that boy :) Well, I hope you enjoyed this...somewhat. And if not, go jack off for all I care ;)
Lots 'o' love,
Elizabeth.
Lots 'o' love,
Elizabeth.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
Worth Reading ;)
I promise that tonight I will try very hard not to waste three minutes of your life as you read this ;) So today I had to go to school, not fun. First period, history, was actually quite interesting. We're learning about the Romans and the Roman Empire, I love this. Okay, maybe I'm being biased since I'm Italian but whatever xD We had a test on Italy today. We had to label a bunch of shit on a map. I didn't answer four questions, any hope of getting into AP U.S History next year is gone. I need to pass the year with a high A to be able to...something I will most likely not do. I know it sounds stupid wanting to get into advanced classes but once you get into high school all this stuff counts, you NEED to take higher level classes because it looks really good on college apps. The only AP class I'm taking this year is Honors Chem. which is something you're supposed to take in your Junior year so that's good I guess? Sorry, for this rambling about school, I know it's boring. Bear with me. Math was boring, I finished all my classwork during class so then I didn't have any math homework that's rare. English was good, I had to revise my paragraph on advertisements, which in my opinion is pretty damn good ;) I have more than a 100% in that class, I don't know how that's possible. My English teacher loves me xD Digital Imaging went by fast, we were just doing tutorials which is SO much better than having to listen to the teacher explain things because he makes everything really complicated :/ 6'th period I had chem. I'm so lost right now, I don't know what the hell we're doing, something with the Calvin Cycle? I don't like this shit it's so complicated and I have a test on it next week. Basically...I'm screwed D: After school I came home and did nothing, big surprise there. Then when my mom got home from work we went to the store to buy the stuff we'll need for Thanksgiving. This year I'm making Apple crisp and Cumb Cake. I love baking :D Is that totally pathetic? Haha, so truth be told I completely forgot what I was going to talk about in here, I know it was something good but I just can't place it. So I'm winging it. ;D I guess I should add that today mainly all my thoughts involved the words fucking....Alex....and Gaskarth. FuckingAlexGaskarth. I've got such a filthy mind, it's horrid. Oh shit! I remember what I was going to say :D I was going to say that during English but fucking ugly guys were sharing tips on how to masturbate. :/ WHAT THE HELL. Today's youth is just an utter disgrace, that's gross. I know, I know...I shouldn't be talking because I'm a disgrace as well but at least I don't talk about maturbating. Psh, I don't need to do that shit....that's what Alex Gaskarth is for ;) Lmfao, sorry for my crude humor. I guess this is it, guys :D
xoxo- Elizabeth.
xoxo- Elizabeth.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
For My Entertainment
Some might ask "Why does Elizabeth need to blog everyday if no one gives a shit about her?" Well, the answer to that is....that I'd feel weird if I didn't..I can't explain it. But yeah, since no one reads this I can freely express my feelings. For example; FUCK YOU, EVERYONE. Sorry ;) So, today I didn't really do anything as usual. We rented Observe and Report. Fucking gross movie! It was funny, but I saw two guys' dicks...one of them was running O.o Not pretty. And right now I'm in the kitchen eating a donut and Gatorade, weird combination but it tastes all right too me. A couple minutes ago my mom came in here and I asked her where my Nachos Lunchable was. YES, I still eat lunchables they're fucking awesome :D I take them to school for lunch. Then she was like "Oh, I ate it" so I was like "What the heck?! I was gonna take that for lunch tomorrow!". So right now she just left to the store to get me another one. Lmfao, I'm so mean xD I hate how a lot of people have this entire week off of school, it's not fair, I have to go until Wednesday, but good thing it's a half day. I'm waiting for the American Music Awards to come on in another hour, I remember last week when the Jonas Brothers were on there. I was going fucking crazy :D I completely forgot about the awards until today when I saw someone tweet about it on Twitter. School tomorrow, gross. Then after school I have Earth Club...even grosser. I hate Earth club, I don't know why I joined it if I fucking hate the world. So, I think I'll go now. This was purely for my entertainment ;)
Yours Truly,
Elizabeth Gaskarth.
Yours Truly,
Elizabeth Gaskarth.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Weekend.
It's the end of Saturday, well it's only 7:00 PM but you get the point ;) AND I haven't done anything just like last week. I fell asleep listening to Christmas music last night, and it was fucking cold. Then I woke up and went on Twitter and pretty much did nothing else. I'm embarassed to admit this...but I'd die without twitter, that's so pathetic :/ Okay, so then in the afternoon my dad and I went to the store to buy some groceries and I bought some New Moon trading cards because I'm a Twilight Teenie ;) Then I came home and tweeted....and then I watched Year One. Fucking stupid movie, I guess it was funny, but I don't know. I'm not amused by that shit. And now I'm here. That's such a boring way to spend the day but I guess I am a broing person. I also spent a good portion of the day fantasizing about what it would be like being Alex Gaskarth's girlfriend, I do this quite frequently actually. I should really get a hobby that doesn't involve twitter. Is blogging a hobby? I don't see the point to me blogging, all I do is ramble and make myself look like a creep. I guess that's all for today. Short/pointless entry. Sorry to disappoint ;)
xoxo- Elizabeth.
xoxo- Elizabeth.
Friday, November 20, 2009
New Moon :D
Yes, I saw New Moon a couple hours ago. Fucking awesome, but I will get to that later, first I will start from the beginning of the day because it was pretty good ;) So at school I expected a lot of people to be like dressed up in a lot of Twilight shit but NO ONE wore anything except for me and Stella. I had my Edward and Bella shirt and Stella had her Jasper shirt. What the hell...I felt pretty pathetic. But anyway during second period everyday we have a Morning Show where you find out about the announcements and club meeting and stuff and every Friday they have a Friday Morning Show, and those are usually pretty funny. And this week it was the Twilight Edition so when the show started they showed the New Moon movie poster so I fucking screamed and everyone was like "Shut up, Elizabeth!" and the seniors that run the show went around asking people stuff about Twilight like "Who would you want to bite you?" and stuff like that, it was pretty awesome. Then during chem. some guy saw my shirt and was like "You like Twilight" and I said "Yeah..." and then he was like "You would you want to be eaten by?" and I was like "I don't want to eaten!" and then he was like "Who would you bite?" and I said "Everyone" and then he was like "But then everyone would be a vampire" so I was like "No, I'd kill EVERYONE" and then he gave me this really creeped out look and said "You're fucking violent..." and then he left. Hahahah, I AM violent. Okay, but now the good stuff. At 4:00 Natasha, Stella, and I went down to the theater and looked around the mall for a bit before going into the actual theater at 5:00-one hour before the movie- 6:00 for those of you who are stupid ;) There was already a line formed so we quickly got in line...but we were near the front,YAY :D And I was freaking out SO much, I don't know why. My mind can't think properly when I'm surrounded by a million people but then we finally got seats, they were really good :) Then me and Stella went to go buy food while Natasha and Stella's little sister who ended up tagging along with us saved our seats. Okay, so in the end we spent $41.00 on food....no joke.
We bought:
- Medium Popcorn
-4 large drinks (I wanted regular but Stella forced me to get large xD)
- Pretzel Bites with cheese
- Nachos
- Chocolate covered raisons
The lady who was getting our stuff was like "Is that all?". She probably thought we were going to eat everything by ourselves. Somehow I managed to get half the stuff back to the theater without spilling anything and then the trailers started. And then the movie started O.o And it was fucking awesome. (Won't post any spoilers for those of you who haven't seen it yet ;) ) but everytime Jacob would come out shirtless all the girls would scream and go crazy and I was like "Fucking shit!" "Damn...sexy" and at one point I yelled "I'd fuck that!" LMFAO. I'm so annoying at movies, I NEVER shut up. I'm talking and screaming thoughout the whole movie. And then the ending KILLED ME. I wanted so much more! "Marry me". ARGH!!!!! Oh, wait...that's a spoiler...somewhat. Sorry xD And, I guess that's it. If you haven't gone to see New Moon yet GO SEE IT, it is fucking amazing....
Yours truly,
Elizabeth Gaskarth ;)
We bought:
- Medium Popcorn
-4 large drinks (I wanted regular but Stella forced me to get large xD)
- Pretzel Bites with cheese
- Nachos
- Chocolate covered raisons
The lady who was getting our stuff was like "Is that all?". She probably thought we were going to eat everything by ourselves. Somehow I managed to get half the stuff back to the theater without spilling anything and then the trailers started. And then the movie started O.o And it was fucking awesome. (Won't post any spoilers for those of you who haven't seen it yet ;) ) but everytime Jacob would come out shirtless all the girls would scream and go crazy and I was like "Fucking shit!" "Damn...sexy" and at one point I yelled "I'd fuck that!" LMFAO. I'm so annoying at movies, I NEVER shut up. I'm talking and screaming thoughout the whole movie. And then the ending KILLED ME. I wanted so much more! "Marry me". ARGH!!!!! Oh, wait...that's a spoiler...somewhat. Sorry xD And, I guess that's it. If you haven't gone to see New Moon yet GO SEE IT, it is fucking amazing....
Yours truly,
Elizabeth Gaskarth ;)
Thursday, November 19, 2009
New Moon Tomorrow.
Holy shit.
It's come down to one day. I can hardly contain my excitement, I feel like I'm going to explode like a firework, it's crazy. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. xD Although I'm happy for the movie..I feel upset. I was just on Youtube watching All Time Low concert videos from when they were here on Saturday. Gah...I really wanted to go. But yeah, I'm pathetic and I started crying. And...I really don't know what to type. Uhm...I have a math test tomorrow that I'm going to fail, pretty exciting. And, tomorrow after school my two besties Natasha and Stella are coming over and then we're going to the movies to see New Moon. I will keep you all updated from Twitter ;) Oh, and one more thing...Does anyone else think I'm like the girl-version of Alex Gaskarth? Personality-wise. I think we are, maybe this is why I love him so much? ;) Hahaha, this is so random. This is the most boring blog entry EVER. I'm sorry :( But, I'm gonna go now.
xoxo - Elizabeth.
PS: Read the labels at the bottom of this entry ;)
It's come down to one day. I can hardly contain my excitement, I feel like I'm going to explode like a firework, it's crazy. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. xD Although I'm happy for the movie..I feel upset. I was just on Youtube watching All Time Low concert videos from when they were here on Saturday. Gah...I really wanted to go. But yeah, I'm pathetic and I started crying. And...I really don't know what to type. Uhm...I have a math test tomorrow that I'm going to fail, pretty exciting. And, tomorrow after school my two besties Natasha and Stella are coming over and then we're going to the movies to see New Moon. I will keep you all updated from Twitter ;) Oh, and one more thing...Does anyone else think I'm like the girl-version of Alex Gaskarth? Personality-wise. I think we are, maybe this is why I love him so much? ;) Hahaha, this is so random. This is the most boring blog entry EVER. I'm sorry :( But, I'm gonna go now.
xoxo - Elizabeth.
PS: Read the labels at the bottom of this entry ;)
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
I Got My New Moon Tickets! :)
Yes, you heard it here first.
Elizabeth got her New Moon tickets for Friday. Okay...so maybe that's a lie since I tweeted about it, but oh well ;) The only thing that matters is that at 6:00 PM on November 20'th, 2009 I will be experiencing the beauty that is New Moon. So fucking excited! Is everyone else freaking out?! I AM!!! Hahaha, so anyways I should talk about my day..I guess. So today some idiot crashed into the town's power thingy so then ALL the power in town went out, this isn't rare. People always crash into those things and die. In fact, it happened two weeks ago. Crazy drivers here in Washington, they get it from Edward Cullen ;) Anyway, so at school we had the power out for like 2-3 hours, I was secretly praying that it would still be out by the time I had Digital Imaging which is my 5'th period but of course I forgot that I'm very unlucky because during English (4'th period) the power came back on. Yay. :/ But yeah, everyone was freaking out and screaming when the light first went off during 2'nd period. Fucking idiots, this is why I don't get along with anyone at school. They're all STUPID. I mean come on, it's not like you've never been in the dark and it wasn't even that dark they light from outside was still coming in through the windows. Fucking pussy's. After school, I went to the movie theater to buy my tickets, it was fucking awesome. I was all shaky yet I still managed to say "Can I buy advanced tickets for New Moon on Friday?" (insert overly-exciting smile here) :D It was awesome. xD And then I went to Wal Mart...to buy cat food, how exciting. It was boring and awkward because I'd sat on soda in the car, my fucking brother spilled it so I was walking around with my ass all wet and sticky...so sexy. I'd totally give Alex Gaskarth a boner ;) Haha, and then I came home and as we were coming home we almost crashed and it was fucking scary, still don't know how we didn't crash because I was expecting to fucking die there. Thank God, I didn't. I probably deserve to die though, with all the evil thoughts I have and whatnot. But I'd glad I didn't :) Then I got home and did my chemistry homework and part of my math homework. And now I'm here. And now I'm done.
Yours truly,
Elizabeth ;)
Elizabeth got her New Moon tickets for Friday. Okay...so maybe that's a lie since I tweeted about it, but oh well ;) The only thing that matters is that at 6:00 PM on November 20'th, 2009 I will be experiencing the beauty that is New Moon. So fucking excited! Is everyone else freaking out?! I AM!!! Hahaha, so anyways I should talk about my day..I guess. So today some idiot crashed into the town's power thingy so then ALL the power in town went out, this isn't rare. People always crash into those things and die. In fact, it happened two weeks ago. Crazy drivers here in Washington, they get it from Edward Cullen ;) Anyway, so at school we had the power out for like 2-3 hours, I was secretly praying that it would still be out by the time I had Digital Imaging which is my 5'th period but of course I forgot that I'm very unlucky because during English (4'th period) the power came back on. Yay. :/ But yeah, everyone was freaking out and screaming when the light first went off during 2'nd period. Fucking idiots, this is why I don't get along with anyone at school. They're all STUPID. I mean come on, it's not like you've never been in the dark and it wasn't even that dark they light from outside was still coming in through the windows. Fucking pussy's. After school, I went to the movie theater to buy my tickets, it was fucking awesome. I was all shaky yet I still managed to say "Can I buy advanced tickets for New Moon on Friday?" (insert overly-exciting smile here) :D It was awesome. xD And then I went to Wal Mart...to buy cat food, how exciting. It was boring and awkward because I'd sat on soda in the car, my fucking brother spilled it so I was walking around with my ass all wet and sticky...so sexy. I'd totally give Alex Gaskarth a boner ;) Haha, and then I came home and as we were coming home we almost crashed and it was fucking scary, still don't know how we didn't crash because I was expecting to fucking die there. Thank God, I didn't. I probably deserve to die though, with all the evil thoughts I have and whatnot. But I'd glad I didn't :) Then I got home and did my chemistry homework and part of my math homework. And now I'm here. And now I'm done.
Yours truly,
Elizabeth ;)
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
THREE MORE DAYS.
If you're seriously asking three more days until what? Then you're really stupid. Because there's tree more days until NEW MOON. I can't tell you how excited I am, I get a fucking orgasm just thinking about it. Okay....maybe not like that, that's only when I think about Alex Gaskarth ;) So, today I had to go to school.Yuck, and I was really tired because I was tweeting at 4:00 am. I need to hide my phone so I can't tweet that early but then I might forget where I stashed it so maybe that's not a good idea. But yeah, school was boring as hell. I hate school. I took my chem. test today and I'm pretty sure I did a horrible job. But I don't know...and then tomorrow in the morning I have to go in early and take my history test that I missed yesterday. Good thing it's my first period class ;) So, right now I should be doing my math homework but I'll just copy it from Stella tomorrow....oh fuck! I just realized I won't be able to since I have to go do my history test. Urgh. Fuck my life, now I'm gonna have to do it. My math teacher totally planned this since he knows I never do my homework. FUCK YOU. Then in my college bound class that I take (AVID). It's a fucking boring class that my mom forces me to take because it looks good on college apps. But anyway, today the old geezer of a teacher I have gave us a new assignment where we have to write down EVERYTHING we do EVERY HOUR of EVERY DAY. What the hell?
Mine will look like this:
Tweet
Tweet
Tweet
Eat
Tweet
Shower
Tweet
Do Homework (That's a lie, shh ;) )
Tweet
Tweet
Tweet
Fuck Alex Gaskarth
Sleep.
And then it's the same thing all over again. Something tells me I better leave out the fucking Alex Gaskarth part or I might get in trouble. Haha. I guess that's it. BYE
I love you,
Elizabeth ;)
Mine will look like this:
Tweet
Tweet
Tweet
Eat
Tweet
Shower
Tweet
Do Homework (That's a lie, shh ;) )
Tweet
Tweet
Tweet
Fuck Alex Gaskarth
Sleep.
And then it's the same thing all over again. Something tells me I better leave out the fucking Alex Gaskarth part or I might get in trouble. Haha. I guess that's it. BYE
I love you,
Elizabeth ;)
Monday, November 16, 2009
What I did while I wasn't at school :)
So today I didn't go to school because...well I'm not sure you really wanna know but I'll tell you anyway; I have the worst cramps ever :( FUCK YOU PERIOD! So anyway, all I did was go on twitter and do nothing else because I'm pathetic. Pretty soon, Sam ( www.twitter.com/thecrazysam ) came on and then we were being pervs as usual when I was like 'Someone make a fake Alex Gaskarth and come marry me'. So Sam decided to make a fake Alex ( www.twitter.com/therealalexg ) and I thought it would be fun to make a fake Jack ( www.twitter.com/fakejackb ) and then we started roleplaying and I kept laughing. I don't think I'd laughed that much in a long time. It was so much fun :D Blah...but I have to go to school tomorrow :( Today I missed SO much. I missed two tests and I have a bunch of makeup work to do. Fuck my life :/ But yeah, I guess that's it. xD BYE :)
xoxo-
Elizabeth (Gaskarth) ;)
xoxo-
Elizabeth (Gaskarth) ;)
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Why am I here?
So basically I'm really bored and have nothing to do.Wow, the first time I attempted at typing 'do' I ended up putting 'die'. I have an obsession with that. Anyways, my whole weekend has been boring as hell. I guess I'll tell you what I did this weekend.
Saturday:
- stayed home
- mourned because I wasn't at the All Time Low concert :(
- went to Wal Mart at like 6:00
- bought some shit
- went to McDonalds, drive-thru :D
- got home
-ate
-slept
Today, also known as Sunday ;) :
- slept in, hell yeah, I love sleeping
- make peppermint bark, YUM :D
- did nothing
- went to my aunts house.
- ate a bunch of junk food all day
- felt sick
- blogged.
Now, I'm here sitting at the kitchen table, sending text updates to twitter/Sam.
Haha, I love Sam. xD
Uhm...anyway, school tomorrow D: I don't want to go! School is horrible.It's not fair that I have to be forced to go somewhere I don't want to go everyday. But on the plus side, this friday New Moon comes out. YESSSSSSSS! I already re-read the book so it's fresh in my mind. I'm so excited. :D
Well, I guess that's it.
Bye.
Love, Elizabeth :)
Love, because I love everyone. xD
Saturday:
- stayed home
- mourned because I wasn't at the All Time Low concert :(
- went to Wal Mart at like 6:00
- bought some shit
- went to McDonalds, drive-thru :D
- got home
-ate
-slept
Today, also known as Sunday ;) :
- slept in, hell yeah, I love sleeping
- make peppermint bark, YUM :D
- did nothing
- went to my aunts house.
- ate a bunch of junk food all day
- felt sick
- blogged.
Now, I'm here sitting at the kitchen table, sending text updates to twitter/Sam.
Haha, I love Sam. xD
Uhm...anyway, school tomorrow D: I don't want to go! School is horrible.It's not fair that I have to be forced to go somewhere I don't want to go everyday. But on the plus side, this friday New Moon comes out. YESSSSSSSS! I already re-read the book so it's fresh in my mind. I'm so excited. :D
Well, I guess that's it.
Bye.
Love, Elizabeth :)
Love, because I love everyone. xD
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Movies Last Night: 2012
Hi.
So last night I went to go see 2012, the movie theater was packed and there was a lot of people. Yaaaay. I just love people, actually I hate people. So anyways I thought the movie would be sold out but it wasn't :D So after we bought tickets and we had to wait in a line to get into the damn theater, it was tortue. But it's gonna be like that next week to for when I go see New Moon, so I suppose I better get used to it. So since we were towards the front of the line we managed to get seats in the third row. I laughed at all the suckers that had to be in the very front. HAHA. I took forever for the movie to start. But then it started. The movie was good, but a little confusing at times.But there's was lots of action and people getting killed. People dying the coolest thing ever! :D And for some reason I kept shivering throughout the movie, but I think it was because I was cold, not scared ;) I also kept swearing under my breath; 'Holy shit!' 'Fuck, run!!!' until my mom got mad at me and told me to shut up. The ending sucked, people survived. :/ How the hell are you supposed to survive the end of the world? And the movie really had nothing to do with the Myans predictions and I'm not even sure it happened on December 21, so I don't see the point in that but whatever. So then as we were filing out of the theater my mom forgot something in her seat so she went back to get it and I stayed next to the door and then some guy came up to me and tapped my shoulder and was like "Hey" and I was like :S What the fuck!. But I said "Hi...." but in a way that meant 'Stay the fuck away from me or I'll spray pepper spray on your face' and then he left. But it was so creepy, it felt weird :/ The first time a guy pays attention to me and it's a fucking ugly gangster.EW. Why couldn't some Alex Gaskarth look-a-like have done that?! Speaking of Mr. Gaskarth, he just so happens to be in Seattle right now; an hour away from me :( FUCK MY LIFE. I wanted to go to the concert, but nooooo, life hates me and I hate life too. Okay, that's it. Fuck you all.
Love,
Elizabeth ;)
So last night I went to go see 2012, the movie theater was packed and there was a lot of people. Yaaaay. I just love people, actually I hate people. So anyways I thought the movie would be sold out but it wasn't :D So after we bought tickets and we had to wait in a line to get into the damn theater, it was tortue. But it's gonna be like that next week to for when I go see New Moon, so I suppose I better get used to it. So since we were towards the front of the line we managed to get seats in the third row. I laughed at all the suckers that had to be in the very front. HAHA. I took forever for the movie to start. But then it started. The movie was good, but a little confusing at times.But there's was lots of action and people getting killed. People dying the coolest thing ever! :D And for some reason I kept shivering throughout the movie, but I think it was because I was cold, not scared ;) I also kept swearing under my breath; 'Holy shit!' 'Fuck, run!!!' until my mom got mad at me and told me to shut up. The ending sucked, people survived. :/ How the hell are you supposed to survive the end of the world? And the movie really had nothing to do with the Myans predictions and I'm not even sure it happened on December 21, so I don't see the point in that but whatever. So then as we were filing out of the theater my mom forgot something in her seat so she went back to get it and I stayed next to the door and then some guy came up to me and tapped my shoulder and was like "Hey" and I was like :S What the fuck!. But I said "Hi...." but in a way that meant 'Stay the fuck away from me or I'll spray pepper spray on your face' and then he left. But it was so creepy, it felt weird :/ The first time a guy pays attention to me and it's a fucking ugly gangster.EW. Why couldn't some Alex Gaskarth look-a-like have done that?! Speaking of Mr. Gaskarth, he just so happens to be in Seattle right now; an hour away from me :( FUCK MY LIFE. I wanted to go to the concert, but nooooo, life hates me and I hate life too. Okay, that's it. Fuck you all.
Love,
Elizabeth ;)
Friday, November 13, 2009
Friday The 13'th.
Did anyone else notice that it's Friday the 13'th today? I honestly don't know how this big hoax about today being a day full of bad luck started but I'll tell you one thing. It's all bullshit. Bullshit because EVERYDAY is full of bad luck, not just because it's Friday the 13'th that means that there's more bad luck than usual. So, anyways I've decided that on one day I'll blog about what happened during the course of the day and the next I'll do something fun like an entry full of facts, or memories, or something entertaining. I know, great idea. I'm just full of great ideas, it's true :) So Today, I've decided I will share som
e of my great Love Advice with you kiddies. We ALL have a crush, don't deny it. You know...that cute guy whose eyes you can melt in and the guy you've possibly stalked a few times. But the problem is....how do you get him to notice you? If you think that one day during class he'll suddenly go 'Oh my god, I've finally realized that (insert name in here) is the girl of my dreams. I've got to ask her out!' then you are very mistaken because 1) that's not very likely and 2) guys are rather slow. So now, you've got to think of a way for him to notice you. Let's start off with possibly the easiest way to get a guy, this is for girls who have no self-esteem and are fucking desperate as hell; act stupid. I'm not kidding...this works EVERY time. I've seen it happen too! In history I sit next to this girl who acts really stupid (or maybe she is?) anyway, a couple weeks ago she snagged not one but two guys' numbers over the course of an hour! And I was like 'Woah, how did she do that?'but then I realized that for some reason guys are just attracted to stupid girls. Don't worry if you're smart, in the end the smart people end up having better jobs than those idiots working at McDonald's ;) But like I said, if you truly are desperate, stupid is the way to go. However, if you prefer to not make a fool of yourself before you do anything at all you NEED to be confident. If you're one of those girls who thinks 'I'm not pretty like everyone else, no guy will ever like me' then the truth is you probably aren't pretty and no one will ever want you. You ARE what you THINK. So that's why you need to think like this 'So what if I'm not as pretty as everyone else, I know, I'm a better person and I know someone will want me'. Sounds cheesy right? Well try it next time you think negitively of yourself.So now that you're confident you can make you're first move. Some guys are nervous so don't be afraid to make the first move in most cases guys will be awed that you were able to make a move while they were freaking out. Say 'Hi' 'What's up?'. Start getting to know each other and soon you'll have tons to talk about. Casually ask what his plans are for the weekend and ask if he wants to hang out. But don't come off too strong, don't try to be with him every second of the day, that'll make you look clingy and guys don't like that. So, now you're finally ready to ask him out...and you're freaking out. DON'T BE. The worst that could happen would be him saying 'no' but at least you'd still have him as a friend and that's a lot better than nothing. So take a deep breath...and go get your guy :)
e of my great Love Advice with you kiddies. We ALL have a crush, don't deny it. You know...that cute guy whose eyes you can melt in and the guy you've possibly stalked a few times. But the problem is....how do you get him to notice you? If you think that one day during class he'll suddenly go 'Oh my god, I've finally realized that (insert name in here) is the girl of my dreams. I've got to ask her out!' then you are very mistaken because 1) that's not very likely and 2) guys are rather slow. So now, you've got to think of a way for him to notice you. Let's start off with possibly the easiest way to get a guy, this is for girls who have no self-esteem and are fucking desperate as hell; act stupid. I'm not kidding...this works EVERY time. I've seen it happen too! In history I sit next to this girl who acts really stupid (or maybe she is?) anyway, a couple weeks ago she snagged not one but two guys' numbers over the course of an hour! And I was like 'Woah, how did she do that?'but then I realized that for some reason guys are just attracted to stupid girls. Don't worry if you're smart, in the end the smart people end up having better jobs than those idiots working at McDonald's ;) But like I said, if you truly are desperate, stupid is the way to go. However, if you prefer to not make a fool of yourself before you do anything at all you NEED to be confident. If you're one of those girls who thinks 'I'm not pretty like everyone else, no guy will ever like me' then the truth is you probably aren't pretty and no one will ever want you. You ARE what you THINK. So that's why you need to think like this 'So what if I'm not as pretty as everyone else, I know, I'm a better person and I know someone will want me'. Sounds cheesy right? Well try it next time you think negitively of yourself.So now that you're confident you can make you're first move. Some guys are nervous so don't be afraid to make the first move in most cases guys will be awed that you were able to make a move while they were freaking out. Say 'Hi' 'What's up?'. Start getting to know each other and soon you'll have tons to talk about. Casually ask what his plans are for the weekend and ask if he wants to hang out. But don't come off too strong, don't try to be with him every second of the day, that'll make you look clingy and guys don't like that. So, now you're finally ready to ask him out...and you're freaking out. DON'T BE. The worst that could happen would be him saying 'no' but at least you'd still have him as a friend and that's a lot better than nothing. So take a deep breath...and go get your guy :)
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Oh my god. Elizabeth Made a Blog :O
HOLY SHIT.
I made a blog. I feel so accomplished now. I really don't know what I should be writing
about. I guess I could write about Today? Yeah, okay let's go with that great idea. So, this
morning I woke up at 6:00 AM and it was fucking freezing...as usual. So I looked through
my closet and made the very stupid decision to wear this hideous pale green sweater to
school, since I was cold. Bad idea. Why? Well during 4'th period the sun decided to be
a pain in the ass and come out and spread joy to all the boys and girls except for one
of course-me. Ever since then I've been in this ugly sweater. As I type this I'm staring
down at it with total disgust. But my luck is just horrible. I bet if tomorrow I were to
wear Summer clothes thinking it would be hot it would start raining or snowing for
that matter. Anyways, I managed to survive the day without receiving any snide
comments from the fuckers at school. They know better than to insult me because
they are very aware of what will happen to them if they do; death will approach
them very quickly.....Joke, but I will insult them back to a point where they will be
at a loss of words as their eyes fill with useless tears. Yes, I'm a bitch. But you still
love me, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this. Unless of course you found this
by complete accident yet this is so interesting that you're still reading. Math was
horrible but that could be because my teacher is a fucking bastard. I knew he was
going to call on me during class because he knows I hate him and tweet shit about him.
KIDDING, but that's my thinking ;) So anyways, I didn't know what the hell was going
on so I was like "Uhm....well...I don't really know" and then he was like "Uhm...well..
you should start paying attention. Can someone explain this to Elizabeth so she will
understand?" he then asked the class. That asshole MOCKED me. If he wasn't a
teacher I probably would have said something back but since I'm scared of him I shut
up, which is something very difficult for me to do, luckily I have lots of willpower ;)
During chem. I was chatting with the girls around me even though they are all super
annoying and I want to rip their heads off. But anyways, there was one thing we all
had in common; we all loved Twilight. That is pretty much the only thing I have in
common with everyone because if truth be told I am quite diffrent from everyone
else. But who wants to be like everyone else, right? "So, I hear the movie is sold
out for next friday" a girl whose name I can't remember because she's stupid as
hell said. "What the fuck? NO. It can't be. I NEED to go see it, if I don't...I'll
DIE! I'll seize to live if I don't see it on Friday!!!" I exploded. "Oh my gosh, I
know right?!" this girl named Cheyenne said. 'Shut the fuck up' I was thinking in
my said but said "Mhm..." instead. But yes, I really hope it's not sold out because
like i said if it is. I'll die....and I know you don't want me to die:( Well maybe you
do but that's beside the point. So, I'm tired of typing and I'm kinda thristy even
though I REALLY need to go pee. So I guess that's it. Hope it didn't bore you to
tears, and if it did, my apologies. ;)
xoxo - Elizabeth.
