Hello.

Okay, so I haven't updated this in awhile but I guess I will begin to update more on this shit. But not right now, I'm tired. Okay, bye.

I hate guys - Boy Rant

I'm lesbian, sorry if I forgot to tell you.

HAHAHAHA, I'm just kidding! ;)

No, but seriously guys are so fucking annoying. There's two guys in my math class, they're complete opposites and they both like me. I know what you're thinking 'Wow, guys like Elizabeth? What the fuck is wrong with them!?' It's shocking..

Let's start with guys #1

I don't even know his name..I think it's something along the lines of Fernando?

Anyway, he's fucking ugly (and if saying then makes me a bitch then fuck it)

and he's really short, I'm like a foot taller than him. Oh, and yeah...he's a complete

stalker. I walk into class and sit down and throughout the whole painful hour he stares

at me and when I look over at him as if to say 'What the hell are you staring at?!' he doesn't

look away like a normal person he just keeps staring at me and I feel really uncomfortable.

I feel like he's having dirty thoughts or something. But wait, it gets WORSE. After class, I

have to walk downstairs to my next class and he fucking FOLLOWS right behind me down

the stairs EVERYDAY and I get super creeped out so I'm basically running down the stairs

knocking people over while he's still following me. It's really creepy, I'm scared of him. Not

even kidding...

Let's move onto guy #2:

Guy #2 is named Brandon, he's somewhat attractive and seems like a nice guy, plus he's not a

stalker so that's good. The only problem with him is that he's told everyone else he likes me expect for ME. And that to me is fucking annoying, I don't have time to play his stupid games.

So for the most part I just ignore to be mean. But today I walked into class and sat down then I

saw him talking to one of his friends and then he very loudly goes "Hey, I think Elizabeth likes you..." so then I look over at him and I'm "What?" and there he is smiling as if he's the cutest

guy ever and then he's like "I'm just kidding" and then he winks. He winks a lot and it's kinda

cute but I'd never tell him that because once a guy thinks you like them they start acting all

weird. So I go "Was that wink supposed to make you look smooth?" and then he started

blushing. It was funny, I like making guys blush ;)

I can't be nice to guys so this is why I don't have a boyfriend, but I'm okay with that. A lot of

girls are obsessed with having a boyfriend and they need a guy every second of everyday. But

not me, I will never be like that. A guy isn't supposed to define you as a person in my opinion so that's why I never really bother to put up with them. And besides, most guys are annoying and stupid and I don't need that.

Guess what?

This will probably be the most entertainting entry ever, well in my blog. I've come to two realizations today. I'll start with the first one because it's less scandalous ..I CAN be nice. I know, you probably never saw that coming but it's true. There's this girl in my English class who's a little...chubby? Okay, she's fat but just because I said that does not make me a bad person, I'm just stating the obvious. Anyways since she's a lot bigger than all the other girls in that class everyone makes fun of her because she tries to dress nice but she always looks fat and ugly, according to the assholes in class. No, I've never made fun of her because frankly I don't like making fun of people unless I fucking hate them or something. So today, everyone was making fun of the skirt she was wearing and three minutes before class ended she ran out of the classroom and it was really obvious that she was crying. Before I knew it I found myself following her outside in the pouring rain and then I started saying a bunch of shit. I honestly don't know what's wrong with me. I just started talking telling her not to listen to what everyone else thought because she was really beautiful and I really don't remember the rest but then a couple guys next to us started laughing at what I was saying. But the girl was clearly feeling a lot better and then she told me that that was the nicest thing anyone has ever told her. See, I told you I could be nice. I bet those guys think I'm a lesbian now. HA!

Second realization...I've never told anyone this and I'm hoping that typing this here will make it more "real". Hm...okay. I'm kind of embarassed to admit this but I think I have a crush on my chemistry teacher. Okay, maybe "crush" is a bit childish...how about I am attracted to my teacher? That sounds better. If you follow me on twitter then you really shouldn't be surprised since I'm always talking about him but the weird part is that he's not really cute or anything. He's like 37, married, two kids and is near balding yet I still like him and I have no fucking clue why! I think it's because he's smart and funny. I'm crazy, I know. I don't like him enough that I would try anything on him but yeah...it's weird. I'm not making any sense, I know. Oh, and typing this totally freaked me out more than I already was. Ew, I like a bald guy..gross. Haha. I might delete this right now....okay, maybe not. I needed to tell someone. So, now you know.

- Elizabeth

Hi.

Stupid title, shut up.
Haven't blogged in a week, everything has been going...good? I don't dread going to school because I've realized that if I have positive thinking like "Today's going to be a good day" it's actually not that bad. It sounds stupid, but trust me it works! :) So, this week will probably be really annoying though because we have finals next week so we'll be preparing all through this week....fun. x) So I'll make this short because I really don't know what to say so I guess this is it.

Goodnight.

- Elizabeth.

Last Day Of Freedom..

Actaully, it's more like last few HOURS of freedom. Tomorrow morning it's back to the hell called School, I seriously don't want to go. We have finals in a couple weeks and I need to get my grades up before the semester ends which is also this month. Then I get four new classes, one of them being PE and I'm NOT looking forward to that one bit, I can't play sports at all. It's gonna be like the first day of school all over again. I honestly feel like crying right now, I hate school with such a burning passion I can't even describe it. Urgh, fuck my life. Well, I just logged in so I could blog about how much I hate school so I guess my job's done here. Wish me luck tomorrow. :/

-Elizabeth