Goodbye, 2009.

Holy shit.

I can't believe 2009 is almost over :( Am I the only one that's sad about this?

I always get depressed at the end of the year and I don't know why. Anyways,

I thought I'd update this one last time in 2009 just so I can feel...accomplished?

So I'll keep this short. I hope you all enjoyed 2009 as much as I did and I'm looking

forward to 2010 (still don't like typing that!) and the beginning of a new decade.

PS: Don't get too wasted tonight, and be safe on the roads!

Best wishes for a happy new year,

Elizabeth. ;)

Wow, I sound like a greeting card..okay, bye.

Shit I Got For Christmas.

I'm sure you are all DYING to know what I got for Christmas and if not that's too fucking bad because I'm listing everything anyway.

Presents:
- Coat (from my mom's friend) - The chick has good taste, it's plaid and I love plaid
- Borders Giftcard (from uncle) - He always gets me a borders giftcard, but I don't mind. xD
- Old Navy Giftcard (from dad's girlfriend) - Totally kissing up, but I don't care.
- Book (from mom) - Read the first two chapters..it was kinda scary but I like it.
- Slippers (from mom) - They're so fucking cute and soft, I love them
- iTouch (from mom/dad) - This is exactly what I wanted for Christmas, woot!
- iTouch carrying case (from mom) - She doesn't want me to get it dirty/lost. Typical..
- Cookie Monster Tee (from Natasha) - I'm like the cookie monster, we both like eating.
- Coat (from aunt) - It's also plaid but I'm not sure I like it. xD
- Sweater (from cousins) - It's black with some foil designs on it. It's fucking shitty and childish..
- Bath Set (from other cousins) - Do I smell bad? Lmfao, kidding. It's nice.
- Jacket (from other cousins) - Uhm, thanks? I'll wear it when it snows b/c it's fucking huge.
- Giftcard for the movie theater (aunt) - I love movies!

I think that's about it and I think I'm going now.
I'm tired of typing, goodnight

- Elizabeth.

Twas' The Night Before Christmas...

Cheesy title, I know.

Before I stop talking about what I did today I should recap on last night because I'm sure you'll love that. Well, I went to a dinner party that my dad's boss hosts every year. It was at like super fancy restaurant. There was fucking hot guys everywhere, it made me horny ;) Anyway, I was fine up until half way through the party I got bored so when the waiter came back to our table I was like "Do you guys have pina colada's?" and he was like "Yes, we do" so I was like "Can you bring me one, please?" and he was like "Sure". I didn't think he'd bring me one considering that I'm underage but he did! :o And after I drank that one I ordered another one and well...it's all downhill from there. Apparently I got home and tweeted a bunch of shit, that I don't remember typing. I spelled so many things wrong, I feel so stupid xD The only thing I remember is puking, I puked three times. It was not fun. So, I guess that's all I'll say about last night since it's really something I'd like to put behind me. xD Onto today...Today I really didn't do much, I baked a cake if that counts for anything? And then I went to my uncle's house for dinner, it was pretty boring. When I got home I was allowed to open one gift but I opened two instead ;) The first one was a jacket and the other was a giftcard for Borders and a bookmark with some prayer on it. Off topic for a bit, but why do people always get me religious like things? My grandma bought me a bible and now this bookmark. I think this is a sign that I should stop being so evil. xD Okay, back on topic. Wait, what was I saying...Oh, yeah. The gifts, well yeah.. I opened those two, and I have to wait until tomorrow to open the rest :/ I don't wanna wait! I also made cookies for Santa but I think it's too late for me to start being good so I ate most of them ;D I think that's all for tonight but before I go, I just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and hopefully I'll update this shit soon.

Much love,

Elizabeth :)

Can't think of a Suitable Title.

First day of Winter Break and I didn't do shit. I went to my brother's doctor's appointment because my mother doesn't trust me being home alone. She thinks I'm this really evil person that might burn the house down ot something. Well, I am...but I wouldn't burn the house down, my stuff is in there ;) The rest of the day was I bitching about everything. Something tells me that every other fucking day of my break is going to be like this. I'm so looking forward to doing nothing all day. I really need a life..no, scratch that. I really need to start USING my life. I have no clue what to write here considering the fact that I didn't do anything. So I should probably stop my rambling because I bet it's pretty annoying.

Okay, bye?

Question of the day:
Give me the names of 3 objects or things you love most and why?
Hell yeah, that's a good question ;)

Worthless Shit

Hi.
I'm bored so I decided I'd update this. Hm, where to start...Last night I went to McDonald's and when I walked in 'Lovebug' by the Jonas Brothers started playing and for some reason I started screaming and freaked out people. Nothing out of the ordinary. The before I left the radio played '7 Things' by Miley Cyrus so I started swearing and saying a bunch of shit and some old people looked at me and slightly shook their heads as if to say 'You are such a disappoint'. YES, I know I am a disappointment, get over it ;) That was pretty much the most exciting thing I did yesterday. Today I didn't do much. I went to the mall. I was in Sears when all of a sudden I knocked over a shelf of jeans and everything fell, it was pretty embarassing since some people saw me but luckily I picked them all up. Then I got home and wrapped some presents. I have buying gifts. It's so fucking hard, I don't know what any of the assholes I know want/like and to be honest I really don't give a shit about them so I just get them whatever the hell I feel like getting. So Christmas is this Friday, fucking excited. I love Christmas. But you know what I love more? Alex Gaskarth of course ;) But I also love not going to school. Two weeks without school...how amazing is that? Anyway, this wednesday I'm going to a fancy dinner party. My dad's boss always has a Christmas party and last year he did it at some fancy restaurant and this year it's going to be at the same place. I stood out so much last year, I have no fucking clue how to act proper/fancy. I didn't know what half the shit I ate was...it tasted horrible. :/ The only good thing was dessert. There was some really good chocolate cake. Hopefully there's some this year too. Oh, and last year there was hot guys, always a plus ;) My only problem is that I have no clue what to wear! I've thought of one outfit so far but I don't know if it's too casual. So here's the outfit I've thought of so far:
- Grey mini-dress...it's not too short. It's about a couple inches above my knee
- Navy Peacoat
- Black tights
- Blah...I wanna wear my converse but I'll probably end up wearing flats :/

So what do you think? Opinions are greatly appreciated. So I guess that's it. But before I finish I thought it would be fun to add a little question at the end for you guys to answer ;)
So....What's your favorite food to eat during the holidays?
Mine would probably be all the cookies/cakes/sugar items xD I like mashed potatoes too ;)

Okay, so leave me your answer and opinions on my outfit.

Love,
Elizabeth.

I've Been Naughty.

It's true I have.
I scared this one guy in my math class yesterday. He's such a flirt and thinks that all the girls want him when in reality no one does. Well, yesterday he thought he could woo me or something because he was like "Hey, Elizabeth, you're italian right?" "Uh...yeah. Why?" "Well, I'm part Italian...do you want more in you? Then he attempted to wink which was just stupid so I figured I'd put him on the spot so I go "Ooh, yes. Come fuck me..." Then I winked and then he got all nervous and blushed. It was absolutely hilarious. Of course by then my math teache had heard everything and then he told me that I better watch my mouth or next time I'll be getting detention. Ah, but it was worth embarassing that asshole. I'm so brilliant at times ;)

Well today All Time Low is in Seattle for the Jingle Bell Bash today which is this big concert that goes on every year. Seattle is 45 minutes away from where I live...I want to go. I'm thinking I should go to the venue and wait outside and then when security comes and asks what I'm doing I'll be like "I have a terminal illness and it's my birthday and I really wanna see All Time Low" then I'll act as if I'm about to cry. That would totally get me in, right? :D By the way, before you bastards start saying shit I am NOT poking fun at sick people so just shut the fuck up. Yeah, and then I'd meet Alex and he'd be like "Oh, it's your birthday...birthday sex?" ;) Then we'd have sex and I'd live happily ever after. The End.

Much love,
Elizabeth Gaskarth.

Crazy Shit

Well, today was just as horrible as every other fucking day of my life. We had TWO fire drills. The first one happened during Math which is my third period. I was finishing up a test when the alarm goes off and it's SO loud, I nearly pissed myself. Then I had to walk all the way down to the first floor of the buidling. I had to go down three flights of stairs, it doesn't sound like much but when you're as out-of-shape as I am then it seems like a 100 flights of stairs. After a few minutes we were sent back to class and by the time we got there we had 10 more minutes of class. The fucking bastard I have for a teacher made us take notes :/ But in the end it turns out some dumbass pulled the fire alarm thing on accident, right... Then the second one happened at the end of 5'th period, I had digital imaging and there was two minutes left when the alarm went off. But this time I didn't have to go down any stairs so that was good news for me! Then I went to 6'th period which is Chemistry. I fucking love my teacher so much. He's hilarious. Today he drew an example of an ionic bond on the board but it kinda looked like a penis and everyone started laughing and some studid kid was like "Why's everyone laughing?" and my teacher says "Because your classmates have very dirty minds". Which is true, we're all pervs xD Then we were telling Atom Jokes and then my teacher tells us this one:

A hydrogen atom is walking down the street with a friend when he suddenly stops.
The friend says, "What's wrong?"
The hydrogen atom replies, "I lost my electron!"
The friend says, "Are you sure?"
The hydrogen atom exclaims, "Yes, I'm positive."
The friend laments, "Oh, I thought you were just being negative again."

And then I started laughing and everyone just looked at me, no one thought it was funny! But I'm just a sucker for lame jokes, I guess. xP

Haha, anyways tomorrow is the last day of school before Winter Break and I'm fucking excited! There's a Holiday Assembly tomorrow so that's good because classes will be 10 minutes shorter and me and my friends are exchanging gifts. I already know what Stella got me. She told me :o She got me All Time Low bracelets, HELL YES! Okay, I guess that's it..

Goodbye, earthlings. ;)

Long Time No Blog..

So, I haven't updated this shit in two weeks. I know it's horrible and you all went crazy, actually, I'm sure none of you care which is to be expected since I'm a boring person. Anyway, I'm not going to waste my time blogging about what I did the past two months for two reasons:
1) No one cares
2) I'm fucking lazy
So, I guess I can write about today which is pretty stupid because I didn't do anything but oh well. So, I didn't go to school today because my head was hurting (partially true) and I didn't want to go to school (more true). Doesn't anyone else feel that school is a waste of time? I hate so much, I'd rather be shot than have to go to school. So I stayed home, I feel bad lying to my mom though, but who cares I'm already going to hell so I might as well sin. I didn't do much today other than go on twitter and watch some shit on tv. I made pasta...that's probably the most exciting thing I've done all day. 11 more days until Christmas, I'm so excited ;D So, I guess I should end this entry with a question:
What are YOUR plans for Christmas?

You fuckers better answer ;)

Love, Elizabeth