e of my great Love Advice with you kiddies. We ALL have a crush, don't deny it. You know...that cute guy whose eyes you can melt in and the guy you've possibly stalked a few times. But the problem is....how do you get him to notice you? If you think that one day during class he'll suddenly go 'Oh my god, I've finally realized that (insert name in here) is the girl of my dreams. I've got to ask her out!' then you are very mistaken because 1) that's not very likely and 2) guys are rather slow. So now, you've got to think of a way for him to notice you. Let's start off with possibly the easiest way to get a guy, this is for girls who have no self-esteem and are fucking desperate as hell; act stupid. I'm not kidding...this works EVERY time. I've seen it happen too! In history I sit next to this girl who acts really stupid (or maybe she is?) anyway, a couple weeks ago she snagged not one but two guys' numbers over the course of an hour! And I was like 'Woah, how did she do that?'but then I realized that for some reason guys are just attracted to stupid girls. Don't worry if you're smart, in the end the smart people end up having better jobs than those idiots working at McDonald's ;) But like I said, if you truly are desperate, stupid is the way to go. However, if you prefer to not make a fool of yourself before you do anything at all you NEED to be confident. If you're one of those girls who thinks 'I'm not pretty like everyone else, no guy will ever like me' then the truth is you probably aren't pretty and no one will ever want you. You ARE what you THINK. So that's why you need to think like this 'So what if I'm not as pretty as everyone else, I know, I'm a better person and I know someone will want me'. Sounds cheesy right? Well try it next time you think negitively of yourself.So now that you're confident you can make you're first move. Some guys are nervous so don't be afraid to make the first move in most cases guys will be awed that you were able to make a move while they were freaking out. Say 'Hi' 'What's up?'. Start getting to know each other and soon you'll have tons to talk about. Casually ask what his plans are for the weekend and ask if he wants to hang out. But don't come off too strong, don't try to be with him every second of the day, that'll make you look clingy and guys don't like that. So, now you're finally ready to ask him out...and you're freaking out. DON'T BE. The worst that could happen would be him saying 'no' but at least you'd still have him as a friend and that's a lot better than nothing. So take a deep breath...and go get your guy :)
Friday, November 13, 2009
Friday The 13'th.
Did anyone else notice that it's Friday the 13'th today? I honestly don't know how this big hoax about today being a day full of bad luck started but I'll tell you one thing. It's all bullshit. Bullshit because EVERYDAY is full of bad luck, not just because it's Friday the 13'th that means that there's more bad luck than usual. So, anyways I've decided that on one day I'll blog about what happened during the course of the day and the next I'll do something fun like an entry full of facts, or memories, or something entertaining. I know, great idea. I'm just full of great ideas, it's true :) So Today, I've decided I will share some of my great Love Advice with you kiddies. We ALL have a crush, don't deny it. You know...that cute guy whose eyes you can melt in and the guy you've possibly stalked a few times. But the problem is....how do you get him to notice you? If you think that one day during class he'll suddenly go 'Oh my god, I've finally realized that (insert name in here) is the girl of my dreams. I've got to ask her out!' then you are very mistaken because 1) that's not very likely and 2) guys are rather slow. So now, you've got to think of a way for him to notice you. Let's start off with possibly the easiest way to get a guy, this is for girls who have no self-esteem and are fucking desperate as hell; act stupid. I'm not kidding...this works EVERY time. I've seen it happen too! In history I sit next to this girl who acts really stupid (or maybe she is?) anyway, a couple weeks ago she snagged not one but two guys' numbers over the course of an hour! And I was like 'Woah, how did she do that?'but then I realized that for some reason guys are just attracted to stupid girls. Don't worry if you're smart, in the end the smart people end up having better jobs than those idiots working at McDonald's ;) But like I said, if you truly are desperate, stupid is the way to go. However, if you prefer to not make a fool of yourself before you do anything at all you NEED to be confident. If you're one of those girls who thinks 'I'm not pretty like everyone else, no guy will ever like me' then the truth is you probably aren't pretty and no one will ever want you. You ARE what you THINK. So that's why you need to think like this 'So what if I'm not as pretty as everyone else, I know, I'm a better person and I know someone will want me'. Sounds cheesy right? Well try it next time you think negitively of yourself.So now that you're confident you can make you're first move. Some guys are nervous so don't be afraid to make the first move in most cases guys will be awed that you were able to make a move while they were freaking out. Say 'Hi' 'What's up?'. Start getting to know each other and soon you'll have tons to talk about. Casually ask what his plans are for the weekend and ask if he wants to hang out. But don't come off too strong, don't try to be with him every second of the day, that'll make you look clingy and guys don't like that. So, now you're finally ready to ask him out...and you're freaking out. DON'T BE. The worst that could happen would be him saying 'no' but at least you'd still have him as a friend and that's a lot better than nothing. So take a deep breath...and go get your guy :)
e of my great Love Advice with you kiddies. We ALL have a crush, don't deny it. You know...that cute guy whose eyes you can melt in and the guy you've possibly stalked a few times. But the problem is....how do you get him to notice you? If you think that one day during class he'll suddenly go 'Oh my god, I've finally realized that (insert name in here) is the girl of my dreams. I've got to ask her out!' then you are very mistaken because 1) that's not very likely and 2) guys are rather slow. So now, you've got to think of a way for him to notice you. Let's start off with possibly the easiest way to get a guy, this is for girls who have no self-esteem and are fucking desperate as hell; act stupid. I'm not kidding...this works EVERY time. I've seen it happen too! In history I sit next to this girl who acts really stupid (or maybe she is?) anyway, a couple weeks ago she snagged not one but two guys' numbers over the course of an hour! And I was like 'Woah, how did she do that?'but then I realized that for some reason guys are just attracted to stupid girls. Don't worry if you're smart, in the end the smart people end up having better jobs than those idiots working at McDonald's ;) But like I said, if you truly are desperate, stupid is the way to go. However, if you prefer to not make a fool of yourself before you do anything at all you NEED to be confident. If you're one of those girls who thinks 'I'm not pretty like everyone else, no guy will ever like me' then the truth is you probably aren't pretty and no one will ever want you. You ARE what you THINK. So that's why you need to think like this 'So what if I'm not as pretty as everyone else, I know, I'm a better person and I know someone will want me'. Sounds cheesy right? Well try it next time you think negitively of yourself.So now that you're confident you can make you're first move. Some guys are nervous so don't be afraid to make the first move in most cases guys will be awed that you were able to make a move while they were freaking out. Say 'Hi' 'What's up?'. Start getting to know each other and soon you'll have tons to talk about. Casually ask what his plans are for the weekend and ask if he wants to hang out. But don't come off too strong, don't try to be with him every second of the day, that'll make you look clingy and guys don't like that. So, now you're finally ready to ask him out...and you're freaking out. DON'T BE. The worst that could happen would be him saying 'no' but at least you'd still have him as a friend and that's a lot better than nothing. So take a deep breath...and go get your guy :)
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