I've Been Naughty.

It's true I have.
I scared this one guy in my math class yesterday. He's such a flirt and thinks that all the girls want him when in reality no one does. Well, yesterday he thought he could woo me or something because he was like "Hey, Elizabeth, you're italian right?" "Uh...yeah. Why?" "Well, I'm part Italian...do you want more in you? Then he attempted to wink which was just stupid so I figured I'd put him on the spot so I go "Ooh, yes. Come fuck me..." Then I winked and then he got all nervous and blushed. It was absolutely hilarious. Of course by then my math teache had heard everything and then he told me that I better watch my mouth or next time I'll be getting detention. Ah, but it was worth embarassing that asshole. I'm so brilliant at times ;)

Well today All Time Low is in Seattle for the Jingle Bell Bash today which is this big concert that goes on every year. Seattle is 45 minutes away from where I live...I want to go. I'm thinking I should go to the venue and wait outside and then when security comes and asks what I'm doing I'll be like "I have a terminal illness and it's my birthday and I really wanna see All Time Low" then I'll act as if I'm about to cry. That would totally get me in, right? :D By the way, before you bastards start saying shit I am NOT poking fun at sick people so just shut the fuck up. Yeah, and then I'd meet Alex and he'd be like "Oh, it's your birthday...birthday sex?" ;) Then we'd have sex and I'd live happily ever after. The End.

Much love,
Elizabeth Gaskarth.