I hate guys - Boy Rant

I'm lesbian, sorry if I forgot to tell you.

HAHAHAHA, I'm just kidding! ;)

No, but seriously guys are so fucking annoying. There's two guys in my math class, they're complete opposites and they both like me. I know what you're thinking 'Wow, guys like Elizabeth? What the fuck is wrong with them!?' It's shocking..

Let's start with guys #1

I don't even know his name..I think it's something along the lines of Fernando?

Anyway, he's fucking ugly (and if saying then makes me a bitch then fuck it)

and he's really short, I'm like a foot taller than him. Oh, and yeah...he's a complete

stalker. I walk into class and sit down and throughout the whole painful hour he stares

at me and when I look over at him as if to say 'What the hell are you staring at?!' he doesn't

look away like a normal person he just keeps staring at me and I feel really uncomfortable.

I feel like he's having dirty thoughts or something. But wait, it gets WORSE. After class, I

have to walk downstairs to my next class and he fucking FOLLOWS right behind me down

the stairs EVERYDAY and I get super creeped out so I'm basically running down the stairs

knocking people over while he's still following me. It's really creepy, I'm scared of him. Not

even kidding...

Let's move onto guy #2:

Guy #2 is named Brandon, he's somewhat attractive and seems like a nice guy, plus he's not a

stalker so that's good. The only problem with him is that he's told everyone else he likes me expect for ME. And that to me is fucking annoying, I don't have time to play his stupid games.

So for the most part I just ignore to be mean. But today I walked into class and sat down then I

saw him talking to one of his friends and then he very loudly goes "Hey, I think Elizabeth likes you..." so then I look over at him and I'm "What?" and there he is smiling as if he's the cutest

guy ever and then he's like "I'm just kidding" and then he winks. He winks a lot and it's kinda

cute but I'd never tell him that because once a guy thinks you like them they start acting all

weird. So I go "Was that wink supposed to make you look smooth?" and then he started

blushing. It was funny, I like making guys blush ;)

I can't be nice to guys so this is why I don't have a boyfriend, but I'm okay with that. A lot of

girls are obsessed with having a boyfriend and they need a guy every second of everyday. But

not me, I will never be like that. A guy isn't supposed to define you as a person in my opinion so that's why I never really bother to put up with them. And besides, most guys are annoying and stupid and I don't need that.