Crazy Shit

Well, today was just as horrible as every other fucking day of my life. We had TWO fire drills. The first one happened during Math which is my third period. I was finishing up a test when the alarm goes off and it's SO loud, I nearly pissed myself. Then I had to walk all the way down to the first floor of the buidling. I had to go down three flights of stairs, it doesn't sound like much but when you're as out-of-shape as I am then it seems like a 100 flights of stairs. After a few minutes we were sent back to class and by the time we got there we had 10 more minutes of class. The fucking bastard I have for a teacher made us take notes :/ But in the end it turns out some dumbass pulled the fire alarm thing on accident, right... Then the second one happened at the end of 5'th period, I had digital imaging and there was two minutes left when the alarm went off. But this time I didn't have to go down any stairs so that was good news for me! Then I went to 6'th period which is Chemistry. I fucking love my teacher so much. He's hilarious. Today he drew an example of an ionic bond on the board but it kinda looked like a penis and everyone started laughing and some studid kid was like "Why's everyone laughing?" and my teacher says "Because your classmates have very dirty minds". Which is true, we're all pervs xD Then we were telling Atom Jokes and then my teacher tells us this one:

A hydrogen atom is walking down the street with a friend when he suddenly stops.
The friend says, "What's wrong?"
The hydrogen atom replies, "I lost my electron!"
The friend says, "Are you sure?"
The hydrogen atom exclaims, "Yes, I'm positive."
The friend laments, "Oh, I thought you were just being negative again."

And then I started laughing and everyone just looked at me, no one thought it was funny! But I'm just a sucker for lame jokes, I guess. xP

Haha, anyways tomorrow is the last day of school before Winter Break and I'm fucking excited! There's a Holiday Assembly tomorrow so that's good because classes will be 10 minutes shorter and me and my friends are exchanging gifts. I already know what Stella got me. She told me :o She got me All Time Low bracelets, HELL YES! Okay, I guess that's it..

Goodbye, earthlings. ;)